Future crack!dialogue: Ben&Richard
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sickle_storiesPondering over how Lost's Ben's exile might work out, and considering that Richard seems to have a 'get off the Island free' card, I came up with a little crack dialogue. Because, man, awkward conversation much?
“So, how’s the island been since I left?”
“Good.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. Everything’s been working out real well. The crew took to the news of your break-up with Jacob like a flock of ducks to bread bits. Locke’s being a great CEO.”
“Really? ”
“Yup.”
“You came all this way to tell me that?”
“Alright, if you really want to know, Locke’s had us wandering about the jungle for ages, following Horace’s map – I mean, Horace! The man was a coke-head! – is all paranoid about your pet bunnies – don’t worry, I’m feeding them alright – and just won’t shut up about Taller Ghost Walt. Jacob’s getting jealous, I tell you.”
“So?”
“I’m not going to say it, Ben.”
“I never thought-“
“Please come back!”
“…Jacob’s going to have to do his own groveling.”
“So, how’s the island been since I left?”
“Good.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. Everything’s been working out real well. The crew took to the news of your break-up with Jacob like a flock of ducks to bread bits. Locke’s being a great CEO.”
“Really? ”
“Yup.”
“You came all this way to tell me that?”
“Alright, if you really want to know, Locke’s had us wandering about the jungle for ages, following Horace’s map – I mean, Horace! The man was a coke-head! – is all paranoid about your pet bunnies – don’t worry, I’m feeding them alright – and just won’t shut up about Taller Ghost Walt. Jacob’s getting jealous, I tell you.”
“So?”
“I’m not going to say it, Ben.”
“I never thought-“
“Please come back!”
“…Jacob’s going to have to do his own groveling.”
