Crack Rhymes and Lines

What the hell was I on? Thought that first verse isn't half bad...

I once danced on the head of a whale,
and walzed all the way to its tail,
singing hallelujiah
wondering how I knew ya.
I went swimming with the fishes
who say I'm quite delicious.*

Did you know I'd nevah, evah,
sing al capella?
I'd rather get a ticket
from a cop who'd a cricket.

My jam was stolen by a platypus,
and that makes me a hungry sourpuss.


Alternatively, "One was quite delicious."

Crack Rhymes and Lines

What the hell was I on? Thought that first verse isn't half bad...

I once danced on the head of a whale,
and walzed all the way to its tail,
singing hallelujiah
wondering how I knew ya.
I went swimming with the fishes
who say I'm quite delicious.*

Did you know I'd nevah, evah,
sing al capella?
I'd rather get a ticket
from a cop who'd a cricket.

My jam was stolen by a platypus,
and that makes me a hungry sourpuss.


Alternatively, "One was quite delicious."

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Doves"

Gadril had never understood the prophecy that hailed a time of change “when the doves cry”. ( That was before he found the barn-door half shut one evening. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Doves"

Gadril had never understood the prophecy that hailed a time of change “when the doves cry”. ( That was before he found the barn-door half shut one evening. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Pact"

Tagline: Those from Above forgot the pact, and those from Below want to break it.

Summary: This deals with Upworlders and Those of the Dark, the age-long pact that few remember and some want to break. It also deals with the unwritten pact that forms between one from Above and one from Below, and the blood shed between them

Note: Snippets have a wonderful way of telling their own story without really requiring the blanks in the middle to be told.

( We do not write on scrolls; they burn too easily. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Pact"

Tagline: Those from Above forgot the pact, and those from Below want to break it.

Summary: This deals with Upworlders and Those of the Dark, the age-long pact that few remember and some want to break. It also deals with the unwritten pact that forms between one from Above and one from Below, and the blood shed between them

Note: Snippets have a wonderful way of telling their own story without really requiring the blanks in the middle to be told.

( We do not write on scrolls; they burn too easily. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Guard's Candle"

Down the far tunnel a light approached him and in came a small man. Not young, but stunted from a life of malnutrition. He wore a black mark on his lips. As he stood guard over the days, Bird observed him for want of other distraction. The man never spoke when others came to him and his black mark never faded though he would often rub at it absently.

( Birdie forgot how many he had lit. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "The Guard's Candle"

Down the far tunnel a light approached him and in came a small man. Not young, but stunted from a life of malnutrition. He wore a black mark on his lips. As he stood guard over the days, Bird observed him for want of other distraction. The man never spoke when others came to him and his black mark never faded though he would often rub at it absently.

( Birdie forgot how many he had lit. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Birdie in a Cage"

"She’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.", from “She’s always a woman to me”

( It's been such a long time since I had a new toy. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Birdie in a Cage"

"She’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.", from “She’s always a woman to me”

( It's been such a long time since I had a new toy. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Turn-About"

He’d been captured by these people of the dark, strange creatures who lived in extensive tunnels and shunned the outside world, particularly in the bright hours. During his brief trips outside with the creature he’d set up his trap. He’d managed to contain her, being slightly merciful in trapping her someplace dark, and went, free now, to alert his people.

( There would be pain. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Turn-About"

He’d been captured by these people of the dark, strange creatures who lived in extensive tunnels and shunned the outside world, particularly in the bright hours. During his brief trips outside with the creature he’d set up his trap. He’d managed to contain her, being slightly merciful in trapping her someplace dark, and went, free now, to alert his people.

( There would be pain. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Above Ground"

Upstairs, outside, under the sky: here he was master of the two. Even though they never walked about by day, the star-studded night-sky was too high-up, too smooth and too cold to resemble an earthy tunnel. She couldn’t bear the horizon or the breezes that traveled from a distance. It was the utmost freedom of the sky that caged her to his wishes. Unfortunately, they did not go outside often. Everything was too far away up there, and she feared that the same perception would be applied to him.

( She could never understand anything. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Above Ground"

Upstairs, outside, under the sky: here he was master of the two. Even though they never walked about by day, the star-studded night-sky was too high-up, too smooth and too cold to resemble an earthy tunnel. She couldn’t bear the horizon or the breezes that traveled from a distance. It was the utmost freedom of the sky that caged her to his wishes. Unfortunately, they did not go outside often. Everything was too far away up there, and she feared that the same perception would be applied to him.

( She could never understand anything. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Truce"

( She is curious about colours, and Birdie tries to burn everything. )

Servants of the Dark: Excerpt "Truce"

( She is curious about colours, and Birdie tries to burn everything. )

M-S, S-I*: Firefly

In the interest of making this as complete an archive as I can, I have no shame. Or I do, but I put it in a box for the moment. There's a few writer's notes in the mess, too.

My M-S/S-I scenelettes tend to be quite low on either set of initials. My preferred theme is having the character randomly appear in the fandom context, occasionally with some fore-knowledge of the plot. I like to play with amnesia, though, and adaptation to the new world.

(This is very much the main point of my one and only Star Wars fic, which is, as yet, untyped, though scribbled aplenty.)

( Think your girl here’s gone funny. )

* i.e. Mary-Sue, Self-Insertion

M-S, S-I*: Firefly

In the interest of making this as complete an archive as I can, I have no shame. Or I do, but I put it in a box for the moment. There's a few writer's notes in the mess, too.

My M-S/S-I scenelettes tend to be quite low on either set of initials. My preferred theme is having the character randomly appear in the fandom context, occasionally with some fore-knowledge of the plot. I like to play with amnesia, though, and adaptation to the new world.

(This is very much the main point of my one and only Star Wars fic, which is, as yet, untyped, though scribbled aplenty.)

( Think your girl here’s gone funny. )

* i.e. Mary-Sue, Self-Insertion

M-S, S-I*: Star Wars/Firefly

AN: Serious crack, people. Even if just a random snippet, this is just...wow. Language warning.

( Banzai! )

* i.e. Mary-Sue, Self-Insertion

M-S, S-I*: Star Wars/Firefly

AN: Serious crack, people. Even if just a random snippet, this is just...wow. Language warning.

( Banzai! )

* i.e. Mary-Sue, Self-Insertion